Travel and sex go hand in hand and there are some easy ways to get laid on your travels. Whether it s a nude street encounter, a bit of casual fun or a relationship you're after, here's a few of my tips. Stay safe by wearing a condom (and this is written from a guy's point of view by the way)
1. Sleep in a mixed dormitory
Staying in mixed dorms is key - all male dorms are good but you are less likely to sleep in the same room as a girl you know. Chat up the girls in your room, see the city together and have a few drinks. You might be more than just dorm mates by the end of it all!
Advice - buy her a few drinks, carry condoms and don't waken the others!
2. Talk to the hostel staff.
The staff in the hostel are often too busy with their lives to have sex or even mingle with foreigners. Break the mould - talk to the female staff, ask them out, and give them a nice send off before you board a dodgy bus to another city...
Advice - Do it in the staff room out the back. She has the keys, and you won't disturb anyone. But check she's not also fuck1ng the owner first!
3. Go to the local bars for a beer.
Bars attract people that are sociable and outgoing. Local girls like a bit of variety, they'll want to meet foreigners and strangers. So prop up beside them, buy them a cocktail of their choice, listen to their life story and invite them back to the hostel for a 'nightcap'. Also chat away to the bar staff - I've done bar work countless times and know how it works. Staff shag each other, customers root the staff, one night stands etc.
Advice - Chat away to girls in bars but beware of 'working girls', don't buy girls drinks unless you can trust them, don't reveal too many personal details to someone you've just met.
4. Travel with other backpackers
On a group tour you will meet loads of people, I met this group on the Inca Trail!
Your fellow travellers are also often single and up for a bit of hanky panky. Go on tours with them. Whether it be a bus tour, a boat tour, a museum tour, going sky diving etc. You will bond well with them during the day. Exchange travel stories. By night you'll want to eat and drink together. By midnight you could be groping your first ever set of Taiwanese breasts!
What's my advice - do some tours, meet fellow travellers, have a drink with them and sleep with them.
5. Red Light Districts!
In the case of "curiosity killed the cat" there is also the option of paying for a handjob, blowjob, sex and so on. Not my personal cup of tea, but I've met many travellers who are prone to it. This one is simple - find your local red light district, turn up, pick your girl and agree a price.
What's my advice - this should be a last resort so take care and always put a condom on.
6. Go Clubbing!
Pub crawls, nights out etc. are a greet way to meet people on your travels. It could be more than a cocktail straw being sucked!
Advice - Enjoy yourself, but don't drink too much and wear protection of course!
7. Quit being picky or choosy!
Don't be picky or choosy - all people have a place on this planet and you might just find that girl from a different background or who wears a stupid pink hat could be the one for you. Variety is the spice of life!
Advice - Get to know girls first, don't be fussy or picky, have a laugh with them, flirt away and enjoy yourself!
8. Go naked!
Not necessarily the best tip ever but you will raise some eyebrows and get a laugh for sure. There can't be many things funnier than waking up in a hostel room to watch someone bounce around naked! Let the girls see what you've got!
My advice - go for it - show the girls your Johnson ;-)
9. Fu*k your travel buddy! If you're travelling around with a girl and it's just the two of you. Sooner or later there might be a moment you have to get changed together, squeeze onto a bus together, dance together, support each other, hug. These things can always lead to wandering hands and a bit of pleasure. Better still as you already know them. Often known as friends with benefits or special friends.
Travelling with a close friend of the opposite sex will make it easier to get laid - believe me if you've been travelling together for a few weeks or months you'll already have seen each others bits so the natural thing to do is make love!
My advice - you might as well get it on with your travel mate - you're friends after all!
10. Go travelling with your other half.
Let's be honest this is the best way to get sex on your travels and it's with the girl you love so go for it! This should be at number one by the way but if it was you may not have read the rest!
What's my advice - care for her, love her and travel with her
1. Sleep in a mixed dormitory
Staying in mixed dorms is key - all male dorms are good but you are less likely to sleep in the same room as a girl you know. Chat up the girls in your room, see the city together and have a few drinks. You might be more than just dorm mates by the end of it all!
Advice - buy her a few drinks, carry condoms and don't waken the others!
2. Talk to the hostel staff.
The staff in the hostel are often too busy with their lives to have sex or even mingle with foreigners. Break the mould - talk to the female staff, ask them out, and give them a nice send off before you board a dodgy bus to another city...
Advice - Do it in the staff room out the back. She has the keys, and you won't disturb anyone. But check she's not also fuck1ng the owner first!
3. Go to the local bars for a beer.
Bars attract people that are sociable and outgoing. Local girls like a bit of variety, they'll want to meet foreigners and strangers. So prop up beside them, buy them a cocktail of their choice, listen to their life story and invite them back to the hostel for a 'nightcap'. Also chat away to the bar staff - I've done bar work countless times and know how it works. Staff shag each other, customers root the staff, one night stands etc.
Advice - Chat away to girls in bars but beware of 'working girls', don't buy girls drinks unless you can trust them, don't reveal too many personal details to someone you've just met.
4. Travel with other backpackers
On a group tour you will meet loads of people, I met this group on the Inca Trail!
Your fellow travellers are also often single and up for a bit of hanky panky. Go on tours with them. Whether it be a bus tour, a boat tour, a museum tour, going sky diving etc. You will bond well with them during the day. Exchange travel stories. By night you'll want to eat and drink together. By midnight you could be groping your first ever set of Taiwanese breasts!
What's my advice - do some tours, meet fellow travellers, have a drink with them and sleep with them.
5. Red Light Districts!
In the case of "curiosity killed the cat" there is also the option of paying for a handjob, blowjob, sex and so on. Not my personal cup of tea, but I've met many travellers who are prone to it. This one is simple - find your local red light district, turn up, pick your girl and agree a price.
What's my advice - this should be a last resort so take care and always put a condom on.
6. Go Clubbing!
Pub crawls, nights out etc. are a greet way to meet people on your travels. It could be more than a cocktail straw being sucked!
Advice - Enjoy yourself, but don't drink too much and wear protection of course!
7. Quit being picky or choosy!
Don't be picky or choosy - all people have a place on this planet and you might just find that girl from a different background or who wears a stupid pink hat could be the one for you. Variety is the spice of life!
Advice - Get to know girls first, don't be fussy or picky, have a laugh with them, flirt away and enjoy yourself!
8. Go naked!
Not necessarily the best tip ever but you will raise some eyebrows and get a laugh for sure. There can't be many things funnier than waking up in a hostel room to watch someone bounce around naked! Let the girls see what you've got!
My advice - go for it - show the girls your Johnson ;-)
9. Fu*k your travel buddy! If you're travelling around with a girl and it's just the two of you. Sooner or later there might be a moment you have to get changed together, squeeze onto a bus together, dance together, support each other, hug. These things can always lead to wandering hands and a bit of pleasure. Better still as you already know them. Often known as friends with benefits or special friends.
Travelling with a close friend of the opposite sex will make it easier to get laid - believe me if you've been travelling together for a few weeks or months you'll already have seen each others bits so the natural thing to do is make love!
My advice - you might as well get it on with your travel mate - you're friends after all!
10. Go travelling with your other half.
Let's be honest this is the best way to get sex on your travels and it's with the girl you love so go for it! This should be at number one by the way but if it was you may not have read the rest!
What's my advice - care for her, love her and travel with her
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